kinda funny...kinda gross (just to clarify first off...my wife is not gross, just what this story is about...had to clarify, especially after her initial read of this post and thought i called her gross)
jenica got pink eye and it was grossing me out a little to the point that i was afraid of getting it even if i kissed her
also, it made me feel weird when she stared at me with it
then, i got some amazing advice from my friend leighton...he's like, "why don't you get an eye patch and one of those bedazzlers so she can draw herself a new eye."
and so i did
(except i had to improvise with what i had in the office which was a knee patch from the med kit and a sharpie...still worked)
no more crazy pink eye staring me down at every turn
